老爸的情書-很久以前的笑話了,不過還是很好笑

老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪,但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書,老媽都笑的前俯後仰,經過我們一再催逼,老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書,看了真的是 OH ! MY GOD ! 很有一套喔!

 


Dear wang litte sister:

From see you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
I am a good man, in a big company work.
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect
you.
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a
monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;

Like Your people













哈~哈~哈~哈~
沒有高手翻譯你不會看得懂的啦 !
全版如下 :


Dear wang
litte sister
親愛的王
小姐

From see you one eye, I shit love you.

自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上 你。

Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
妳的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來

Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again. 
妳的眼睛貶啊貶 ,我就死去活來 ?

Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
也許你不記得我 , 沒有關係

When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
當你
仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情?

I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想應該介紹一下自己。

I call Li
big great. Toyear 25
我叫李
大偉, 今年 25 ( 今天是 today, 那麼今年就是 toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great 吧! )

My home have
four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有
四口人 .. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟

I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一個好男人,在一家大公司上班。

I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you..
我每天都做
早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。


Please
come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 ( 實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯,好在頭腦靈光 , 嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。)


and
find a place where many monks live in to over my life; 
找個廟了此一生。(至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯,不過很多和尚住在一起的地方就是廟。 )



Like Your people
喜歡妳的人





原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck …… 

還有一篇有關於情書的笑話,也很好笑哦!

某大學生的情書(非常勁爆哦!)

臉書分享

玩具的家

T恤的家

海賊之屋

 

 

 

 

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